Light Up The Darkness

Hello lovely, my name's Alyssa.
Take my hand and join me on an adventure.
Perfection is my enemy.

greeneyedsquats:

flyichiro:

the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”

I need to get a stronger stomach apparently.

(via abrakadizzle)

terufrying:

"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"

funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.

(Source: terufrying, via msm4)

top 10 favorite chick flick comedies (2000s)

(Source: quinnelsa, via michaxl)

backpat:

when you eat too much sour candy and you feel like

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(via laugh-addict)

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

behold, it is i, the evil social justice warrior, here to ruin your fun by pointing out that you’re being kind of an asshole

(via gtfothinspo)