Light Up The Darkness

Hello lovely, my name's Alyssa.
Take my hand and join me on an adventure.
Perfection is my enemy.

ship-hard:

dorasfedora:

I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?

glad to know its an international thing

(via nicholasmage)

adr0itness:

princesshorseface:

nerdsarerhapsodic:

Canadian Problems

This broke my heart

Srs tho I hate that they put it inside a paper bag its guarunteed that the icing gonna stick god. They should make mini boxes for the single donuts

(via josh-is-gettin-it)

baby:i- i-i-i- i-
mother:i love you?? are you saying i love you???tony come quick get the camera
baby:i-i- i dont understand why the new up-and-coming meme is a baby saying its first words, because its not really funny per say and it defies the very structure and iota of what a tumblr meme is; a short, chuckleworthy sentence such as ''..................slime man'', ''free him'' or ''i came out tonight to have a good time and i am honestly feeling so attacked right now'' that can be put after an image post or text post alike. i am wholeheartedly baffled by this whole new meme era and i hope soon that we return to the conventional tumblr meme styles.